January 2010
goodnight
I’m fucking done, I could give a crap less about New Year’s Eve.
Hope everyone is having a good time, party it up for me. I’m gonna go polish off the rest of my 26 ounce, before I puke and pass out.
...
I’ve come to the realization that all women are born unhappy, live unhappy and die unhappy.
From now on I’m just fucking you cunts for my own benefit, I used to care that you had your orgasm before me. But from now on FUCK YOU I ONLY CARE ABOUT MY OWN ORGASM!
Go die in a hole, srsly.
Yay
I’m sitting on Tumblr all night like a loser, while my gf gets hot guys all over her tonight at some punk show. All this after learning she fucked a guy who lasts a while at doggy style.
I know we are in an open relationship, and I don’t want that to change. But hearing that makes me feel like crap. Oh well, can’t say I’m surprised.
I'm great in the sack...
but my one flaw is doggy style makes me cum too fast. FML that’s one of my favourite positions.
:’(
2009 can finally shit off THANKFUCK
kattherapy:
2009 buh bye. Shit end to a shit year. scored a hat trick in last 3 weeks with a shit birthday,shitter christmas and a fucking wankstain of a new year. RECORD,
2010 i welcome you with open arms.
Some fo you may be thinking….”sad bitch starting new year sat on here”! But you know something? I am happy here snuggled in bed with the couch seal (schlinky my monster cat) while the...
Reblog if you won't be getting a kiss tonight at...
a-panda-girl:
cinnamoneyes:cheekycarmen:not-just-an-urban-outfitter: meysell:littleredhead:iamthelizardqueen:littlebluekid:uthoughtwrong17: ambangerbaby:somaggiewaslike:followmeunder:joshyjosh:johndabomb: kimberlymejia:davebignasty
I have a girlfriend and I won’t be getting kissed tonight at midnight, fuck my life.
So let's Recap
Here is my shit list for 2009:
Got Laid Off On February 10th, 2009
Lived off EI from March to August.
Got a shitty part-time job that lasted 2 weeks in August before I quit.
Got a SEEMINGLY better job in early September.
Found out my Pake has Dementia not two days after being hired at the new job.
My Friend Mike died last Saturday
The job is not going so well,
And now I just found out my...
:| is the emoticon of 2010. get used to it.
a-panda-girl:
akeenakin:
(via a-panda-girl)
for Canada? or for all of us? :|
FOR EVERYONE :|
Indeed :|
December 2009
I'm not a pervert.
jolienoire:
(via chahlie)
i am.
I am.
Kinda not looking forward to tomorrow night...
a-panda-girl:
spending it alone most likely, cant really get drunk even, i dunno, 2009 should have gone out with a bang, i wanted to do something crazy, but it wont happen.
maybe a calm start to 2010 will project itself into a calm year, though.
Yea same here, video games at moody music, oh well at least I have a 26 ounce bottle of Captain Morgan’s Special Dark Rum.
This has been a...
Cunt.
That is all.
i used to miss family but now i miss cigarettes...
(via awesomethings)
Haha.
oh hai.
a-panda-girl:
tonka:
i’m gonna delete my tumblr again. kbyeeee
Nooooo :( why
Glad to see I’m not the only one whom deletes their tumblr regularly.
depression is a damn bitch.
(via a-panda-girl)
Yes it is, Yes it is.
MASTURBATE
queendoc:
ihurtmyself:
memoriestokeep:
serpentsbeneaththeirhoods:
rawryourlife:
-orchestraofwolves:
DO IT
Hahaha, would but not at home.
Pr0n is consuming my life.
(via queendoc)
Hahaha.
evilnebula
You have been unfollowed for posting inappropriate photos of children, I don’t care if it is supposed to be “Art” that is just wrong.
mmmm...
Been Drinking Wine, and eating Chocolate all day. Awww yeah. Now I just need some Sex.
PS
I’ve been drinking a lot the last couple days to cope, don’t mind me. I’m just being silly, and I get a little horny when drunk sorry if I offend anyone.
Dick...
I have one, and it is wonderful :D
